Volcker Whitewash

If you’ve been holding forth the benefit of the doubt towards Paul Volcker’s investigation into corruption at the UN in the oil-for-food scheme, you may officially yank it now. Roger Simon reports that two of the three lead investigators have resigned – “Robert Parton (senior investigative counsel) and Miranda Duncan (deputy counsel) have resigned because information was not being followed up by the Volcker Committee!!! “

Results of Warren Kinsella Audit

(Now, there’s a subject line sure to draw a thousand Google search hits.)
Angry In The Great White North is hosting a Blogging Tory Audit, to see how well we measure up to WK’s description;

For those of you who, like me, are fed up with “Blogging Tories” – you know, the guys who use their “Blogging Tory” web sites to (as I have noted previously) defame feminists, gay marriage, the United Nations, bilingualism, immigration, anti-tobacco laws, liberals, fluoridation of water, the metric system and the Satanic subliminal pro-Stalinist messages used on episodes of The West Wing – it’s time for a little payback.

My turn:

  • feminists — Check.
  • gay marriage — Double check. I’ve got your gay equality rights and
    your gay marriage

  • the United Nations — Scorched earth
  • bilingualism — (or is he talking about Cree?)
  • immigration — Maltese Immigration, even
  • anti-tobacco laws — and shower curtains, too!
  • liberals — Round here we call ’em Libranos
  • fluoridation of water — missed that one. But how about environment? Department of Fisheries and Oceans
  • the metric system — Nah. I’m bilingual.
  • Satanic subliminal pro-Stalinist messages used on episodes of The West Wing — Just the episode featuring Tommy Douglas.
  • Open That Door Right Now Young Liberal

    Andrew Coyne is reporting that the earlier reports that were denied by the Liberals were true after all. Well, that fits a pattern, doesn’t it?

    And yes, it does appear that the Liberals have put off passing the budget implementation bill until then, notwithstanding earlier denials. Wonderful: a government that is too afraid to put any bills before the House, for fear they might come to a vote. They’ve more or less barricaded themselves in their offices.

    Be sure to go from there to the main page – Coyne has lots of juicy stuff today, including the identity of Kinsella’s “mystery caller”.

    Anticorruption.ca

    Lots of chatter about this new site, starring the Libranos; www.anticorruption.ca.
    Now, can someone suggest to their web designers to get rid of the fancy toys? I can’t even access the site on this computer, because of the flash graphics. That’s a problem I see repeated all over the internet – a reliance on gizmos that add nothing to the content, but that render their sites unreadable on some computers.
    Tip: If you have to tell people to download “an updated version” of a browser, your web design sucks. Aint gonna happen, so you better hope you didn’t care if they read it or not.

    Media Poll As Political Propoganda

    Blog chatter on the CBC’s selective poll reporting makes it to the Toronto Sun;

    Did you know that an Environics Research poll released last week found that a startling 73% of Canadians surveyed believe Prime Minister Paul Martin is either “very responsible” or “somewhat responsible” for AdScam?

    Yes, actually. Most people who surf blogs did.

    But you wouldn’t know any of this from the highly selective reporting of this poll last week by the CBC, which commissioned it, and by other media, who, incredibly, portrayed it as a positive finding for Martin. (For alerting me to this controversy, I’m indebted to blogger “Michael” of Winnipeg, who first wrote about it Sunday on his website, bluemapleleaf.blogspot. com.)

    Kudos to Nealenews, who is headlining the article at the moment. The CBC has been skewing their reporting (or lack of it) so heavily for the Liberals, you’d almost wonder if they have something to hide.

    More Maurice

    Claudia Rosett has Canadian content for today’s WSJ Opinion Journal;

    In the course of telling the press on Monday that he “cannot recall a single instance” of contact or discussion with officials responsible for the scandal- plagued Oil for Food program, Mr. Strong did confirm that he has been friendly for years and had a business relationship back in 1997 with a Korean, Tongsun Park. Mr. Park achieved prominence in the 1970s as the go-between who shuttled hundreds of thousands in bribes from the regime of former South Korean dictator Park Chung-Hee to assorted members of the U.S. Congress, in the scandal that became known as Koreagate.
    Even if Mr. Strong had the best of intentions, his decision as a high-ranking U.N. official to be involved in any business relationship with the star bag man of Koreagate suggests seriously odd judgment. That should have been obvious even before U.S. federal prosecutors charged Mr. Park last week with accepting some $2 million from Saddam Hussein to convey yet more millions to two (so-far unnamed) high-ranking U.N. officials in an effort to shape the 1996-2003 Oil for Food program to facilitate Saddam’s sanctions-busting embezzlement of billions meant for the people of Iraq.

    Glenn Reynolds notices that the “Canadian scandals … do seem to overlap with the oil-for-food scandals”.
    It’s almost as if they all knew each other.

    Verdict On Pope: “Too Catholic”

    The disappointment in the voices of the anchors during CTV news coverage was palpable. One got the sense they were hoping for an upset, and a politically correct “progressive” papal election angle to pursue. “The new pope, Wang Chung One, the first from China, standing alongside his same-sex partner as he appeared on the balcony at the Vatican, introducing himself to a billion Catholics by declaring a woman’s right to chooooooose… well, Lloyd, this is a turning point for the Church…”
    There will be more of that in the coming hours. Watch for the negativity attached to the word “conservative”.
    Speaking of which – did anyone else hear that waste of ovaries on CBC radio Sunday morning (with Michael Enright) fretting that the Pope’s election was decided by men?
    She thoughtfully explained (in a voice admirably free of self-mocking) that simply adding women to the process wouldn’t resolve the issues, because… women don’t all think alike. No, she offered, garden variety women need not apply. Only women who had studied the issues and had the correct “intellectual” appreciation for them would be suitable. “Feminists” should be involved in the selection of the Pope.
    There was no laugh track.
    And speaking of insufferable twits – Professor Stephen Bainbridge takes Andrew Sullivan out behind the church for an ass whuppin’. Heh.
    A Christophobic pagan weighs in;

    Now, I’m no Catholic- and I ain’t really religious – but I suspect the point of following a religion in the first place is to actually believe in the thing.� And so were I gay, and you decided from your perspective as a Catholic that because I put my thingie into the Devil’s slot, I will burn in a lake of fire for eternity, that’s cool by me-just so long as you don’t drop a stone wall on me in order to hasten the process.

    Eminently reasonable, I’d say.

    Secrets To Immortality

    I’ll be back later. I’m going out to get myself a plate of alfreido, a big ass pecan pie – and butter tarts. Lots of butter tarts.

    The new analysis found that obesity – being extremely overweight – is indisputably lethal. But like several recent smaller studies, it found that people who are modestly overweight actually have a lower risk of death than those of normal weight.

    I know it’s a long shot, but you know – if there’s just a slight chance an extra five pounds means I’ll have a a lower risk of death, where’s the harm?

    Last year, the CDC issued a study that said being overweight causes 400,000 deaths a year and would soon overtake tobacco as the top U.S. killer. After scientists inside and outside the agency questioned the figure, the CDC admitted making a calculation error and lowered its estimate three months ago to 365,000.
    CDC Director Dr. Julie Gerberding said because of the uncertainty in calculating the health effects of being overweight, the CDC is not going to use the brand- new figure of 25,814 in its public awareness campaigns and is not going to scale back its fight against obesity.
    “There’s absolutely no question that obesity is a major public health concern of this country,” she said. Gerberding said the CDC will work to improve methods for calculating the consequences of obesity.
    Dr. JoAnn Manson, chief of preventive medicine at Brigham and Women’s Hospital in Boston, said she is not convinced the new estimate is right.
    “I think it’s likely there has been a weakening of the mortality effect due to improved treatments for obesity,” she said. “But I think this magnitude is surprising and requires corroboration.”

    It reminds me of a news report I heard over radio last summer, announcing that men who quit smoking by the age of 50 “cut their risk of death” by a whopping 50%.
    All my life, I’ve assumed “risk of death” to be 100%. it makes me wonder why more men don’t take up cigarettes, just so they can quit and double their chance at immortality.

    An Interview With Susan Hallums

    Rusty Shackleford:

    American Roy Hallums was abducted from his temporary Baghdad home on November 1st, 2004. He was in Iraq as a civilian contractor working on rebuilding efforts. His mission had everything to do with helping the Iraqi people rebuild their country after decades of war, mismanagement, and terror under the Saddam Hussein regime.
    Roy was taken hostage along with six other foreign nationals, including a Fillipino named Robert Tarongoy. The U.S. did not publish the fact that an American citizen had been taken hostage because of a policy of treating civilian abductions as purely private matters. The Jawa Report was the first publication to identify Roy Hallums as the hostage.

    He has an interview with his wife, Susan Hallums.

    Bananada*

    David Frum, in the New York Times;

    Luckily for the Liberals, the Conservative Party split into warring factions in 1993. Consequently, the Liberals were able to return to power that year even though they won only 37 percent of the vote.
    Almost everything that Jean Chr�tien did as prime minister over the next decade can be understood as an effort to reverse his party’s long-term problems. He edged to the right on economic issues in the hope of appealing to middle-income voters alienated by Mr. Trudeau’s economic mismanagement. He veered leftward on social issues in the hope of finding a new constituency among wealthier Ontarians and Quebecers. After 9/11, he struck anti-American and anti-Israel attitudes that he hoped would resonate in isolationist Quebec and among certain immigrant communities.
    And it was presumably for these same reasons that Mr. Chr�tien set in motion his kickback scheme. As Liberal strength in Quebec has decayed, the Liberals have found it more and more difficult to hold together an effective political organization in the province. How do you sustain a political party without principles or vision? Sometimes you do it with graft.
    […]
    Unlike their supposed analogues, the Democrats in the United States or Great Britain’s Labor Party, Canada’s Liberals are not a party built around certain policies and principles. They are instead what political scientists call a brokerage party, similar to the old Italian Christian Democrats or India’s Congress Party: a political entity without fixed principles or policies that exploits the power of the central state to bribe or bully incompatible constituencies to join together to share the spoils of government.
    As countries modernize, they tend to leave brokerage parties behind. Very belatedly, that moment of maturity may now be arriving in Canada. Americans may lose their illusions about my native country; Canadians will gain true multiparty democracy and accountability in government. It’s an exchange that is long past due.

    (The column requires free registration.)
    (* – I first spotted this at London Fog, but have since learned it was coined by Paul Jan�)
    Bananadian update – “Fred” and Andrew Coyne have informed me that the first known appearance of “Bananada” was on March 18, 2004, at Andrew’s blog.

    Martin’s Get Out Of Jail Free Card

    Captains Quarters has several posts on the testimony coming out of both Gomery and the Commons accounts committee. I’d suggest you just head over and start at the top, though I’ll provide a few key exerpts as appetizer;

    The Sponsorship Program bought advertising at ten hunting and fishing shows from Gaetan Mondou for $100,000, who discovered yesterday that the man who bought them, Luc Lemay, told the government that they had cost over $1.8 million. The difference disappeared into the pockets of Jacques Corriveau, longtime pal of Jean Chr�tien and a man who doesn’t even fish.
    […]
    …the two inquiries now have started to air testimony that demonstrates Martin may well have participated in the same schemes as his former boss as well as parallel corruption supporting his chief of staff’s boyfriend.
    It’s these developments that pushed the Liberals into the desperate move of blocking Harper from controlling Parliamentary business on Opposition Days as scheduled yesterday in order to gain time to recover …

    And this, which should the opposition members should start trying to hammer home; that Martin’s delays have engineered the perpetrators a free “Get Out Of Jail Free” card by pushing the investigation past the absurdly brief 18 month statute of limitations.

    Weston believes that much more promise may come from an independent financial audit from the same forensic accounting team that plumbed the depths of the Enron scandal. Insiders have told Weston that after going through the financial records of everyone involved in Adscam, including the front businesses and the subcontractors, the bagmen and the recipients of their cash, and of course the Liberal Party, they have a good idea who wound up with the lion’s share of the money.
    They promise that the audit contains “pure political dynamite” — and that report will come to the Gomery Inquiry in the next few weeks. Canadians might even see some of the money returned, if it still exists in liquid form, but more likely will be tax-fraud charges that might survive the statute of limitations that prevent Adscammers from facing the consequences of their graft.

    Well, they’ve been treating our money as though it was paper in their own political board game. I suppose we should have known there’d be a “Get Out Of Jail Free” card in the rules – after all, they wrote them.

    Into The Pit

    I was very hard up at one time – when I was living in Friar-street – and I used to frequent a house kept by a betting-man, near the St George’s Surrey Riding-school. A man I knew used to supply this betting-man with rats. I waw at this public-house one night when this rat-man comes up to me, and says he, “Hallo! my pippin; here, I want you: I want you to make a match. Will you kill thirty rats against my dog?” So I said, “Let me see the dog first;” and I looked at his mouth, and he was an old dog; so I says, “No, I won’t go in for thirty; but I don’t mind trying at twenty.” He wanted to make it twenty-four, but I wouldn’t. They put the twenty in the rat-pit and the dog went in first and killed his, and he took a quarter of an hour and two minutes. Then a fresh lot were put in the pit, and I began; my hands were tied behind me. They always make an allowance for a man, so the pit was made closer, for you see a man can’t turn round like a dog; I had half the space of the dog. The rats lay in a cluster, and then I picked them off where I wanted ’em and bit ’em between the shoulders. It was when they came to one or two that I had the work, for they cut about. The last one made me remember him, for he gave me a bite, of which I’ve got the scar now. It festered, and I was obliged to have it cut out. I took Dutch drops for it, and poulticed it by day, and I was bad for three weeks. They made a subscription in the room of fifteen shillings for killing these rats. I won the match, and beat the dog by four minutes. This wager was five shillings, which I had. I was at the time so hard up, I’d do anything for some money; though as far as that’s concerned, I’d go into a pit now, if anybody would make it worth my while. *

    A spectator’s version.
    UpdateCTV has video links and a Mike Duffy interview.

    Solid State Lasers Within Sight

    CBS;

    After 40 years of work, the Pentagon may have a solid-state laser in its arsenal within a decade, reports the Oakland Tribune.
    Compared to the chemical lasers now in use by America’s military, solid-state lasers would be compact and efficient – perhaps running off the engine of an Army Humvee or an Air Force F-16.
    Solid-state lasers would also be deadly. In a recent demonstration at Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory – one of three sites of research on a solid-state laser – a test-fired laser emitted 400 pulses of light in two seconds, drilling through an inch of steel, the Tribune reported.
    Once fully developed, the Tribune reports, solid-state lasers could shoot down mortars and artillery shells, explode ordnance in enemy depots and even wipe out ballistic missiles 500 miles away. They would strike with incredible speed and could be retargeted instantly.
    Contrary to science fiction, the lasers will not be visible streams of light. Instead, targets will simply explode. Troops will not point and shoot lasers, because they will most likely have to react to dangers and targets moving too fast for a human response. Nor will lasers be holster- sized – the smallest to date is the size of a commercial jetliner.

    So, eh… how’s the work on them underwater candles diesel subs of ours going?

    Kyoto And Kojo

    Roger Simon;

    Who are the mysterious figures known only as U. N. officials #1 and #2 fingered by the grand jury investigating Oil-for-Food? And more importantly is anybody talking?
    According to (who else?) Claudia Rosett in this morning’s NY Sun:
    At the United Nations, Secretary-General Kofi Annan and his staff responded to questions about the identities of the mystery officials by saying they have received no information on this from federal prosecutors and are as much in the dark as anyone else. On Friday, Mr. Annan’s spokesman, Fred Eckhard, told the press: “I wish I knew. I don’t think anyone in this building knows.”

    Now, you Conservative party snoozers strategists, may I suggest that it’s time to get Mr.Dithers on the record with a glowing endorsement of his good friend and advisor, Maruice Strong?
    If someone in that party hasn’t been assigned to an Oil-For-Food/Librano file, they don’t deserve to be the government.

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