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Supply Mismanagement

It used to be said that the beauty of the dairy quota system was that taxpayers would never be on the hook for financial aid to dairy farmers. Leaving aside the obvious contradiction that tariffs on imported goods are actually a tax, it seems that tariff barriers just won’t do it anymore for milk producers.

Dairy Farmers of Canada will be receiving up to $5,000,000 over 5 years to advance sustainability and public trust in the dairy industry, leveraging the proAction quality assurance program. The proAction program ensures Canadian dairy farms maintain high standards in terms of environmental impact, food safety, animal care, and more.

DFC will also be receiving up to $3,572,786 over five years to build on their existing tools and strengthen DairyTrace to help protect and enhance animal health, public trust, and sustainability.

The Broad Spectrum Gang, Still At It

Sun- 18 charged with 150 offences in violent Peel home invasions, carjackings

Six of the accused were already on release orders and nine of the accused have already been released on bail.

Project Warlock also recovered more than 12 stolen vehicles valued at $1.2 million, $55,000 worth of stolen property, four prohibited firearms — one with obliterated serial number, and two imitation firearms after officers executed 60 search warrants.

CCFR/CCDAF- Peel Regional Police say nearly all of the firearms used in carjackings and home invasions are illegally smuggled from the U.S.

Kiss Of Death

New York Post;

President Biden’s speech was disturbingly slurred and raspy Monday as he called in to his former campaign’s headquarters to vouch for his chosen successor Vice President Kamala Harris.

“I know yesterday’s news was surprising and it was hard for you to hear, but it was the right thing to do,” the 81-year-old president told campaign staff in Wilmington, Del., one day after dropping out of the race.

“I know it’s hard because you’ve poured your heart and soul into me to help us win this thing, help me get this nomination, help me win the nomination and then go on to win the presidency.”

Or was it AI?

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